The dangers of tile floors and unprotected devices...

Can you see this? This is my iTouch AFTER being dropped on a hard tile floor. The glass is shattered. It's broken. It's dead. It's useless.

No longer can I feed my fish while patiently trying to breed that magic 7th fish. I can't check the weather. I can't watch my iTunes shows in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. I can't spend hours playing mah jongg refusing to go on to the next layout until I mastered the one at hand. And no longer can I check my email at all hours of the day without sitting down at the laptop (oh, yes I can, my Blackberry took care of that.)

Can it be fixed? We'll see. But I miss my friend.

Not to be outdone,

It was John's turn today for Poetry Cafe. Enjoy.

A Poem, By Scott

If I Were In Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world,

I'd cancel homework

And school and also

Chores.

If I were in charge of the world,

There'd be super powers

Robots to serve you

Your own cook

Candy is the main course in restaurants and

You get a free iphone.

If I were in charge of the world,

You wouldn't have sister, Barcelona team

You wouldn't have bullies

You wouldn't have rules

Or any vegatables.

If I were in charge of the world

You would rule every planet and

No gravity and ice cream is healthy.

And a person who sometimes forgot to brush his teeth

and sometimes forgot to clean his room

Would still be allowed to be

In charge of the world.