Scratch Egypt off the list...

Come listen to a story about a trip full of bliss
The pyramids and Red Sea we didn't want to miss
Then one day while glancing at the news
Up came the idea that this was not all good.

Well the first thing you know there's rage in the air
Friends said "Sharon, you really want to go there?"
The men setting flames and the tanks around the bend
So we scrapped all our plans and started our search again.

A beach that is. Swimming pools. Movie stars?

So now we start again and google lots of stops
We'll let you know soon which island's calling us.
But you're all invited here to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of our hospitatlity.

Arabia that is.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?